![]() ![]() Will Lottie and Ben have a wedding night to. But not everyone is thrilled with their rushed marriage, and family and friends are determined to intervene. ![]() When her old boyfriend Ben reappears after 15 years and reminds her of their pact to get married if they were both still single at 30, she jumps at the chance. I could spend a thousand hours on this case, it would still never happen. Lottie is 33 and sick of long-term boyfriends who don't want to commit to marriage. ![]() ![]() He’ll never confess to being a terrible human being. “Are you sure about that? Or are you still expecting him to wake up one day and realize all the bad things he’s done? Because you have to understand, Daniel will never realize anything. “I do know that.” “Do you, Fliss?” Barnaby sounds skeptical. “He’ll never stand in front of the judge, weeping and saying, ‘Fliss, please forgive me.’ The papers will never report your divorce with the headline: TOTAL SHIT ADMITS FULL SHITTINESS IN COURT.” I can’t help half-snorting with laughter. “Daniel will never admit to being wrong,” Barnaby presses on relentlessly. Except in my version, the crowd throws bottles at Daniel too. Graveney, you are a saint to have put up with such an evil scumbag and I thus award you everything you want.’ ” I can’t help coloring. “The judge will never read a two-hundred-page dossier on Daniel’s shortcomings aloud in court, while a crowd jeers at your ex-husband. “The Divorce Fantasy will never happen,” he repeats with emphasis. “The Divorce Fantasy will never happen,” I mumble finally, staring at my fingernails. ![]()
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